Thoughts in a Pensieve

It all started with cheese. Well, we assumed it was cheese. It was either REALLY good cheese, or REALLY bad meat. We assumed it was cheese. The cheese wheel wouldn't fit on the axle, so we try some different nuts. Not peanuts. Cashews. The kind that know how to say Gesundheit! But really, wouldn't a Sudafed be better? I mean honestly who throws a shoe? Horses maybe, but why'd you bring that up ya lemon? Simply Lemon. Simply Lemonade. Two lemons walk into bar. Ouch! who put that in the way. The way is shut. It was made by those who are dead. And the dead keep it. And they can have it for all I care. I'll take a boom stick from S-Mart any day. Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart. But you don't have to take my word for it, that's what the library is for. Mind you drinking a book is a hard thing to do, but if you concentrate hard enough it's possible. And here you bring up lemons again. Look it's not from concentrate, I told you it all started from cheese.